Carbonara for the Lazy

So at school I have been shoving information into my brain in the same way you lie on top of a suitcase and desperately try to zip the damn thing shut after filling it with your entire wardrobe. But in my case (lol pun) the excess clothing/shoes/liquids above 100ml come in the form of cookery jargon. Take a[…]

Pre-Lash Pasta Bake

So, contrary to popular belief, Rosie’s Salad Days has not been abandoned. Good news, oui? Basically, I managed to get myself a job at the Duck & Waffle. I picked several kilos of watercress, gazed out of the 40th floor window, stretched my learning capacity to lengths I never imagined it could get to and ate[…]